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And here children, we see the newest addition to our zoo, the Amanda. We are very lucky to have one; there aren't very many left. Don't feed it, the only thing it can eat is anchovies. And no pictures, please, or it will lick you.
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"Russia is part of europe and part of asia and then again he is part of nothing. Have you never wondered why the russian eagle has two heads? One head looks into the east and one into the west. They don't know where the belong." - England
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- Alucard, even without your clearly vampiric features, you'll still scare people.
- I would scare people no matter what form I took.
- True...
Erin's Shine Heaven Now
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~WWI-artists~Pet-Shop-Of-Horrors~Lost-Alyssians=ThroughTheRabbitHole~RipVanFanclub~marry-a-bishi~SinfulAttraction~Integral-fanclub*HistoryFashionLovers*AntiTwilight
I like him, and Enrico the best. :3
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Moved to: ~Asphodels
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Screw normal; if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged... The crowd will make you their leader.
Optimus Prime requests that while you're in Hell, you give his regards to Megatron.
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The avatar I'm using was made by ~Falln-Avatars
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If you can't stand the sight of a baby breastfeeding, don't become a parent.
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Moved to sheezy.
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