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The Difference A Comma Makes:
A comma can make the difference between an illegitimate child and a child before a marriage.
Example: "Did he ever discuss the fact that he had a daughter, with you?"
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Much love,
Laura
gasp >_> Walter stole the Deep Aqua Mirror. he will be in uber trouble >_> !!((heh...that's be an interesting battle to see XD*amused easily*))
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" "ALLAH AKBAR!" *throws a pokeball into a big crowd and it explodes* " ~Rip
(pauses to wolf-whistle Pip and Walter. Then goes off muttering at the unfairness of it all.)
Oh the injustices!
Actually thats pretty funny...
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"Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep him plodding along in a vain attempt to reach it." Raistlin Majere, Dragons of the Autumn Twilight
OMG.
Walter is still the cool one even in drag....
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The End of the Universe is in the US, in Houston Texas.
There, they have a Starbucks........
Across the street from a Starbucks. And if you stand between them, time...stands still.
Lewis Black rules.
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Emo is the new Gay.
Being a fan is okay. Being a Fangirl is scary.
...You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Sanity is an illusion of the brain conjured up by mere fantasy.
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